i actually like being up early i just don’t like getting up early
YOU PUT THIS IN WORDS
ugh mums are so annoying ‘clean ur room take out the trash im worried about your mental health why is there a dead guy in the living room’ ha ha yeah ok whatever mum
‘All the women in Doctor Who fall in love with the Doctor’
1. No they don’t
2. Just the women?
IF SOMEONE IS SCARED OF SPIDERS OR BUGS DONT FUCKING PICK ONE UP AND WALK TOWARDS THEM WITH IT YOU ARENT FUCKING FUNNY YOU’RE A GODDAMN ASSHOLE
Fun party trick: put Skittles and M&M’s in the same bowl, wait for someone to grab a handful.
you can go fuck yourself
cosmo sex tip #811: after he finishes from a blowjob and is no longer hard, point at his penis and scream “I ATE THE BONES” as loud as possible.
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How do you remember your URL?
got it tramp stamped tatted on ur mom so everytime i fuk her i refresh my memory