And then you realize that Forrest knows about his condition all along and your heart breaks a little.

(via vvankinq)

joshjward:

I’m going vegan…

joshjward:

I’m going vegan…

(via ven0moth)

student: hey government can I have some money to go to university
uk government: sure here you go. you'll have to pay it back but only when you're earning £21,000+ a year, and if you don't pay it off after 30 years we'll just write it off, don't worry about it man
scottish government: nah man just go to uni we ain't gonna charge you
us government: no. you gotta pay it yourself. upfront. your parents have to save up from the moment you're born. good luck, fucker. you have six months after graduating to start paying loans so you better pray to fucking god and jesus that you have a well-paying job by then or be prepared to be fucked up the ass without lube.

sydney-oh25:

This is an important moment in history.

(via whyjess)

(via ernoticon)

multipack:

mom can i borrow $100,000 please i’ll give u it back when im rich and famous

(via sniffing)

teenmale:

his royal highness Prince George of Cambridge casually chucking up a deuce as he leaves the hospital

teenmale:

his royal highness Prince George of Cambridge casually chucking up a deuce as he leaves the hospital

(via psyducked)

When someone calls me attractive image

(via hi)

(via sniffing)

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